Josiah Mizukami, Winner of CLEO 50 Most Eligible Bachelor

Josiah Mizukami Winner of CLEO's 50 Most Eligible Bachelor

Girls go gaga over him. Yeah,this dude by the name of Josiah Mizukami. Why? Cause he was recently crowned CLEO's 50 Most Eligible Bachelor at Mist Club, Bangsar.

Josiah Mizukami and his girlfriend, Natacha Meunier

A half Japanese and half Caucasian, born with clean-cut look and a buff physique, its a no brainer that he swept other hopeful contestant away ! Congrats dude ! Oh btw girls, he is currently attached to Natacha Meunier, a model from France who is currently based in South East Asia. What a picture perfect combination ! I envy you max..

Sammi Cheng (郑秀文) and Andy Hui (许志安) To Marry Soon?

Sammi Cheng (郑秀文) and Andy Hui (许志安) To Marry Soon?

After years and year of courtship, will we get to see Hong Kong superstars Sammi Cheng (郑秀文) and Andy Hui (许志安) becoming husband and wife in real life ? The date has not been set but it should be around October this year. Both sides are meeting up with their future in-laws to discuss their marriage. Congrats to both of them in advance ! =)

FHM World Sexiest Woman 2011 - Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

FHM World Sexiest Woman 2011 - Rosie Huntington-Whiteley 

What does Megan Fox and Rosie Huntington have in common ? Both stars in the Transformers movie franchise and both were No.1 on FHM's 100 Sexiest Woman in the world ! Rosie Huntington shot to stardom when she replaced Megan Fox in Transformers 3. On top of that she does modelling for Victoria Secret and Burberry.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the face of Burberry

She also came out top in Maxim's 100 list last few weeks ago. So, that must have you tell something right ? Yups, Rosie Huntington is just SUPER HOT ! Anyways, the Top 10 sexiest women in the world on FHM's list this year are:


1. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
2. Katy Perry
3. Rihanna
4. Megan Fox
5. Olivia Wilde
6. Brooklyn Decker
7. Marisa Miller
8. Kelly Brook
9. Nicole Scherzinger
10. Irina Shayk


Below are some photos to justify how beautiful and sexy Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is, no wonder she tops the FHM and Maxim's sexiest woman list.

Sexy Rosie Huntington-Whiteley..don't stare too long at the boobs ! 

Cute and playful Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in pink/white strips bra

Very elegant Rosie Huntington-Whiteley 

Donnie Yen is Monkey King !

Donnie Yen is Monkey King !

Wow, seems like Donnie Yen is very synonymous with historical characters nowadays. First was Ip Man, then Guan Yu and now the very famous Sun Wu Kong aka Monkey King. “The Monkey King” will also stars Aaron Kwok, Chow Yun-Fat, Peter Ho, Faye Wong, Cecilia Cheung, Kelly Chen, and Gigi Leung, is scheduled to go on cinema around July 2012 in IMAX 3D !!

2011 Hitz.FM Parody - Monday Aka Friday Parody + Lyrics

2011 Hitz.FM Parody - Monday Aka Friday Parody + Lyrics

Yups, its the latest parody by the ever wacky dynamic duo of JJ and Ean from Hitz.FM's Morning Crew. The latest parody is of course non other than Rebecca Black's infamous multi-million hits on YouTube - Friday. And oh, its also features Bruno Mars at the end of the song. Check it out yo !! Lyrics of Hitz.FM's Monday Parody is after the video. Credit to Jenjoel for the video and lyrics. Enjoy !

Talking part:
J: Aicho !! Of all days, Monday ah? 
E: And of all songs we're doing this song dude! 
J: Ya la wat to do !? 
E: Its started already u better think of some lyrics cus u're gonna sing 1st AHA! 
J; No, im sleeping. 
E: No "1 to joos" u lost, u had the water thing.
J: *snoring* 
E: AND THERE U GONNA SING NOW! I DONT CARE !
J: OK LA! OK LA!


Singing Part: 
Stuck in the jam very early in the morning gotta get to work gotta get to school.. 
Gotta look good then forget to brush teeth, use my finger OWH !! smelly!! 
PON PON PON!!  Tolong tepi finally get to where i need to be.. 
Gotta catch my breath present my assignment messing up my whole speech, projector not working I think I'm messing up I think I'm gonna fail..


Its monday monday got a big frown on monday.. 
Wish we could fast forward to weekend weekend
Monday, monday feel so down on monday 
Really wish that we could fast forward to the weekend 
And crying and crying, crying and crying, 
Jam jam jam..when will the stupid jam ends! 


Monday always sucks i never get it my way,
Taking so long so jam on the highway,
Jam jam, stuck in the jam, 
You know how bad it is 
I hate this you hate this when nothing seems to go rite, 
At the office the office im still so sleepy
I'm napping on my desk, he's napping in the pantry
I feel like getting ice cream when is our lunch break??


Its Monday Monday got a big frown on Monday.. 
Wish we could fast forward to the weekend weekend.. 
Monday monday feel so down on Monday 
We're wondering when this song is going to end.. 


**dudu - incoming email** 
JJ & Ean: Hey you email hold on its from Bruno Mars he says..AH apparently he says his standing rite behind us WHAT THE? Bruno? 
Bruno: Hey JJ n Ean that's a hot parody u've got going on how come im not in it? 
JJ: OWH OWH OK ~ switch up


Today I dont feel like doing anything, 
I just wanna lay in my bed, dont feel like picking up the phone so leave a message at the tone,
Today I swear im not doing anything, nothing at all ~ woohoohoo woohoohoo..


Bruno: Guys! hey YEAH! tats not bad~ thanks ya! JJ n Ean i have a suggestion~ 
JJ & Ean: Alright~ what what?? 
Bruno: STOP SINGING! 
JJ & Ean: What like no singing?? 
Bruno: PERFECT! 
JJ & Ean: Owh.... now what?

Its Monday Monday got a big frown on Monday.. 

Wish we could fast forward to the weekend weekend.. 

Monday monday feel so down on Monday 

We're wondering when this song is going to end.. 

Chapman To Reads Review of Sex and Zen 3D (18+ / NSFW)

Chapman To Reads Review of Sex and Zen 3D

Okay, I guess this is 1st ever NSFW and 18+ post that I've ever posted. This is just too funny and I have to share with my readers. This post is about Chapman To (杜汶澤) reviewing a complaint made by an 18-year old boy who watched the recent Sex and Zen 3D featuring top porn artistes like Vonnie Lui Hoi Yan and Saori Hara. Even Chapman himself could not stop laughing while doing the review.

Sex and Zen 3D featuring Vonnie Lui and Saori Hara. Will be shown in Singapore and Malaysia?

WARNING - Those who are easily get offended by word swearings and sexual contents, PLEASE SKIP THIS POST..I repeat, PLEASE SKIP THIS POST !


For those who are still interested, kindly watch this video of Chapman To reading the boy's review. There's a Chinese subtitle plus English translation below for your perusal.

杜X澤聲音演譯3D肉浦事後感

Why would a porn flick show more blood rather than sweat/semen? More piercing cries rather than moans of ecstasy? And why would a 3D porn flick show more flying bullets, knives, rocks, guts and gore rather than sex? Fuck. I’d rather see cumshots squirt towards my face instead of seeing bullets or knives come at me from the screen. If I wanted to see flying bullets, I would’ve gone to see “Let the Bullets Fly” instead.


Why would a porn flick turn into a horror movie? Why would it contain head explosions, disembowelments and dismemberment? Fucking motherfuckers! I watch porn because I want to see people having sex, not murdering each other! How can I get a hard-on when I see cocks getting severed?


If you haven’t guessed it by now, the so called porn-cum-slasher flick I’m talking about is 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy. But let’s put aside the gory details for a minute and talk about what the focus of a porn flick should be: the actresses.


Any horndog should get a little stiffy when they hear the names Saori Hara, Yukiko Suo, Lan Yan or Hong Kong’s very own Vonnie Lui, especially if they were to be in a film together. Somehow 3D Sex and Zen managed to fuck up a porno featuring these actresses.


Firstly, they fucking ruined the movie by dubbing over Saori Hara’s voice with that bitch Vienna (Lin)’s! We are perfectly content with hearing the original soundtrack of Japanese pornos even though we don’t understand a word they’re saying.


Secondly, why would you whip Yukiko Suo to shreds in a porno? What’s more, she was fucked to death in the movie! Like literally fucked to death! Most of us who went to see 3D Sex and Zen are horny little bastards, not necrophillic sadist freaks! If you find any dude still pitching a tent after watching these scenes in the theater, I suggest you get up and leave. He may be dangerous.


Another point of contention in 3D Sex and Zen is the orgy scene with Hiro Hayama. Most of the chicks in that scene are way fucking ugly. Motherfucking cunts! How am I supposed to get a stiffy from watching that?


Fuck it. Let’s also put aside this point for the moment and really focus on why I went to see this movie in the first place. I went to see 3D Sex and Zen because of Vonnie Lui.


Before heading to the theaters, I did a little research and found out that Vonnie Lui would be playing the role of a tranny in the film. However, I never expected to see her use “her cock” to club people or to spin a wheel. The movie is also so fucked as to use an old man’s voice for her voice-overs! Further, Vonnie’s character name is Elder of Bliss? WHAT THE FUCK!


Fuck it. Forget the voice-overs as well. As I said before, I went to see this movie because of Vonnie Lui. In fact, one of the key selling points for 3D Sex and Zen is that we finally get to see Vonnie Lui naked. But the fucking sad part is that we only get to see her bare tits for a total of 2 seconds (a user on HKGOLDEN.com even noted that this scene may have been doctored).


That’s right, 2 whole fucking seconds. Was I supposed to glance at her face or her tits during those 2 seconds? And guess what happens after those 2 precious seconds. She puts her clothes back on you say? No, her whole body blows up on screen! My dear goddess Vonnie Lui explodes into pieces of flesh! MOTHERFUCKERS!


Here’s the thing, Vonnie Lui has been my idol ever since I was a young lad. Others have called her ugly and scoffed at her fake boobs. But my love for her has never wavered. So when I first heard about this 3D porn flick starring Vonnie Lui AND two of Japan’s top porn models almost a year ago, I totally jizzed my pants.


I spent an entire year in rabid anticipation for 3D Sex and Zen. And for what? For a two-second flash of Vonnie’s tits and her subsequent bodily explosion? Do you know what fucking kind of mental damage this has caused me? Everytime I see pictures of Vonnie Lui from henceforth I will be reminded of Elder of Bliss’ voice and her exploding body. They fucking ruined the perfect image of my dear Vonnie Lui! YOU FUCKBALLS!!!!


Finally, many question my sanity with regards to my rage in all of this. But I tell you my mind is crystalline and my rage is pure: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING 3D SEX AND ZEN!!!

Actress Michelle Chia To Divorce Soon ?

Sexy Singaporean actress, Michelle Chia photo

Sexy Singaporean actress, Michelle Chia is heading towards splits-ville with her husband Shaun Chen due to a rocky relationship. The process is currently on-going and is expected to end by October.

Michelle Chia with her recent award

 I used to follow Michelle Chia hosting Yummy King with Adrian Pang and also her short stint in the Hong Kong TVB series "Yummy Yummy". She is a professional actress and a eye-candy in most of series.

Shaun Chen and Michelle Chia during happier times.

It's kinda sad to hear news of couples breaking up and divorcing. What's the meaning of love and marriage then ? If this is going to happen, I guess both parties should had a deep thought on each single details before really engaging in a relationship or even marriage.